The past day's events have been rather odd. We were approached by a man named Korvis and some of his bum buddies. This guy thought he was soooooooo "flaming" important and wanted everyone to know it. I began to make suggestions about his twinkle toed attitude. Ignoring my statements completely he added that he was the magistrate for a city by the name of Glimmering, nonetheless. This only confirmed my suspicions.
After bantering back and forth for a bit we found that Kess actually had the item they were looking for. Not really sure how that happened, we decided it must have been the man who wandered through our camp previous to these fanny bandits.
We didn't really care to keep the item since we had no idea what it was and frankly I think everyone just wanted the fairy princess to leave. So we gave them the item and went on our way.
We arrived in Glimmering to find they had a tower erected (pun intended) in the middle of the city that glimmered. I was starting to suspect that we had entered a place where sequined shirts and tight leather pants were too much of a common place.
Upon arriving we were directed to the Rusty Mug for accommodations. I joked with one fellow by the name of Aaron, who seemed to think that Griswold was Schmendrick of all people, that we were looking for the Musty Rug. I was surprised at his answer when he told me it was just down the street. After correcting him that we were actually looking for the Rusty Mug he quickly denied knowing of a place called the Musty Rug.
Mort asked where he could find the local Sentinel and headed off in the direction he was pointed. Figuring it best not to wander off alone I offered to accompany him. BAD MISTAKE!!! There's several hours of my life I'll never get back. Oh well. I would have felt horrible if something would have happened to him.
After hours of torment and boredom we made it back to the rusty mug. Shortly thereafter we were off to help with a local ghost problem. Finally some action!!! I was sad to find out we were only trying to capture the ghosts.
We arrived at the library to find some lady ghost throwing books around looking for some book about a dog. When we asked her if she knew she was dead she made some ridiculous face in an attempt to be scary. I told her that it wasn't scary and calmly asked if she thought my sword was scary. Apparently she did because she started crying and fled downstairs. Well, she may be a ghost but she's still a woman, way too over dramatic. Then, boredom set in once again. Not really sure what happened after that except we found what she was looking for and decided to let her stay and help out in the library.
We headed back to the inn and went to bed. Sometime during the night I heard a woman scream from across the hall. I thought to myself, either Kess is having another nightmare or he's exposing himself to some poor creature. Doesn't he know the ladies in this town don't play baseball unless they bring their own bat? Anyway, it turns out I was wrong on both accounts. It turns out there was some sort of slimy ghost that's floating around the building going through walls and looking at girls while they're sleeping. I assured the woman she was safe now and in an attempt to find out if everyone in this town really was gay I offered to let her stay in my room. I was surprised when she accepted. Maybe I was all wrong about this place.
I sent for a few drinks to help set her nerves at ease. It was shortly after that she made it blatently obvious that there was absolutely no chance for some chitty chitty bang bang. I knew it!!!!! I was right all along. We've got to get out of this place!